Saturday 31 December 2016
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Monday 28 March 2016
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Wednesday 23 March 2016
Sunday 20 March 2016
KONARK
Konark is locted 16 km north to puri in Orissa (Odisha). It is famous for Black Pagoda and Sun Temple.
FATEHPUR SIKRI
Fatehpur Sikri is famous for Buland Darwaza. it was built by Akbar. it is the highest and the greatest gateway in India.
AJMER
Ajmer in Rajasthan, is a pilgrim centre for the Muslims. Here is the tomb of Khawaza Muin-ud-din Chisti.
MOUNT ABU
Mount Abu is in Rajasthan. it is famous for Dilwara Temple. it is the centre of jain Worshippers.
माउंट आबू राजस्थान में है। यह दिलवाड़ा मंदिर के लिए प्रसिद्ध है । यह जैन भक्तों का केंद्र है|
Saturday 19 March 2016
Train
Bhola train chala raha tha. raste me durghatna ho gai train ke kai dibbe palat gay.offecer ne Bhola se puchha ki durghatna kaise hue. to bhola ne bataya
Bhola - mai train chala raha tha tabhi ek aadmi samne aa gaya.
Offecer - to usko udha dete kam se kam ek vyakti ki jan jati train ke achanak brack lagane se train ke kai dibbe to nahi palat te aur kai vyaktiyu ki jan bach jati.
Bhola - maine aisa hi to kiya. jaise hi wo vyakti train ke samne aaya mai train ko uske pas le gaya par jaise hi train us vyakti ke pas pahuchi wo kheto ki taraf bhagne laga tabhi maine usko udhane ke liye train uski taraf modh li.......
Wednesday 16 March 2016
Monday 14 March 2016
Saturday 12 March 2016
Karam aur Kismat
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Kya aap bata sakte hai ki karam badha hota hai ya kismat. Kuchh
logo ka manna hota hai ki karam badha hota hai aur kuchh logo ka manna hota hai
ki kismat badhi hoti hai. Kabhi- kabhi Ensan apne karmo se apni kismat badal deta
hai. Par kabhi- kabhi kismat ke age karam apne ghutne tek deta hai. Kismat me
kuchh bhi likha ho par Ensan ko karam to karna hi chahiy ho sakta hai kismat me
karam karne ke bad hi safalta likhi ho. Par kuchh log karam to karte hai par
unhe safalta nahi milti aur wo nirash ho jate hai. Ho sakta hai kismat me
safalta dobara karam ya dabal mehnat karne ke bad hi likhi ho. Dusri taraf ydi
aap ki ankho par paththi bandh di jay aur Ek matke me kuchh kali goliya aur
kuchh safed goliya rakh di jay aur aap se unhe uthane ke liy kaha jay.aap chahte
hai ki aapke hantho me safed goli aaye par aap ke hatho me kali goli aa jati
hai. Es samay aap aisa kya karam kar sakte the ki aap ke hatho me safed goli
aati sayad esko ham kismat hi kahenge kyu ki hamare hatho me aisa koi bhi karam
nahi tha jo ham safed goli ko pane ke liy kar sakte kyu ki hamare ankho par
pattiya bandhi thi.aur yadi ham apni ankho se pattiyo ko kholte to wah galat
hota. Ek student jo bahut kadhi mehnat karta hai wah din rat apne studies me
laga rahta hai. Aur jab Exam ka time aata hai to wah bimar padh jata hai ya fir
wo jab apna Exam dene jata hai to uski bus chhuth jati hai ya fi uske sath koi
durghatna ho jati hai. Ese sayad aap kismat hi kahenge. Esliy kaha gaya hai ki
aap to aapne karam kijiy baki jo aap ki kismat me hoga wo aap ko milega.
“ yu to khuaabho ke mahil sajata hai har koi
Par pata wahi hai jo
kismat me hota hai “
Sunday 6 March 2016
Blood Group
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Doctor - Tumhara aur tumhari patni ka blood group ek hi hai.
Marij - ha, kyu nahi hoga pichhle 21 sal se mera khoon pi rahi hai.........
Jeevan
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Teacher - jeevan kya hai.?
Student - Facebook aur Whats app se bache din jeevan hai.
Saturday 5 March 2016
Nariyal
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Ek bar Bhola Doctor ko dikhane gaya.
Doctor – tum bahut kamjor ho fal khaya karo chhilke sahit.
Bhola kuchh der bad
Doctor ke pas aata hai aur Doctor se kahta hai.
Bhola – Dr. sahab mere pet me bahut dard hai.
Doctor – tumne kya khaya tha.
Bhola – maine fal khaya tha chhilke sahit.
Doctor – kon sa fal khaya tha.
Bhola – Nariyal ka……..
Wednesday 2 March 2016
Cinema
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Ek aadmi ne motar
cycle par baithkar cinema hole ke samne Bhola se ek sabal puchha .
Aadmi - bhaisahab motar cycle ka stand kaha hai. ?
Bhola – bhai sahab
pahile aap apna nam bataiye.
Aadmi - Mohan
Bhola – aap ke maata pita kya karte hai.
Aadmi - kyu. ?
bhaisahab mai late ho jaunga aur film chhut jaygi.
Bhola – to jaldi btao. ?
Aadmi – mere pitaji ek Enginear hai aur meri mata ji Doctor hai. Ab bata dijiy. ?
Bhola – aap ke nam koi jameen jaydad hai. ?
Aadmi - Ha, gav me
mere nam ek khet hai. Please bhaisahab ab bata dijiy stand kaha hai.?
Bhola – aakhri sabal tum padhe likhe ho.?
Aadmi - ji Ha, mai MBA kar raha hu. Ab bataiye jaldi se.
Bhola – bhaisahab dekho aap ek achchhi family se ho jo ki
padhi likhi hai. Aap ke maata pita achchhi post par hai aap khud bhi Educated
hai par mujhe afsos hai ki aap etni si bat nahi jante. Ki motor cycle ka stand
uske neeche hota hai. Ek bada bala aur ek side bala……….
Tuesday 1 March 2016
Sanskar
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Ek samay ki bat hai char aurte kua par pani bhar rahi thi. Pahli aurat boli
mera beta bahut surili basuri bajata hai jo bhi suntan hai wo bar bar sunna
chahta hai.
Dusri aurat boli mera
beta bahut balban hai. Uska sarir badha hatta khatta hai koi bhi usse nahi jeet pata.
Teesri aurat boli mera beta bahut budhiman hai. Wo bahut hi
gyani hai. Usko sare Eslok rate hua hai.
Chothi aurat chupchap baithi hue thi. Fir sabhi aurato ne usse
puchha tumhare bete me kya yogta hai.
Tab wo boli mera beta na to achchhi basuri bajata hai aur na
hi wo balban hai na hi wo budhiman hai.
Yah sunkar sabhi aurate jane lagi tab pahli aurat ka ladka
basuri bajata hua samne se aa raha tha aur wo basuri bajate hua apni maa ke samne se nikal gaya. Sari
aurte usko dekhti rahi.
Fir dusri aurat ka hattha khatta balban ladkasamne se aa
raha thaw o bhi apni maa ke samne se nikal gaya . sabhi aurate use bhi dekhti rahi.
Uske bad teesri aurat ka ladka Eslok padhte hua apni ma ke
samne se nikal gaya.
Bad me chauthi aurat ka ladka aaya aur usne apni maa ke hath
se pani ka bartan liya aur chala gaya.
Be teeno aurate yah sab dekh rahi thi. Unhone saram se apni najre neeche jhuka li.
Bhale hi kisi me yogta ho lekin yadi usme achchhe sanskar
nahi hai to wah sab bekar hota hai. Vyakti ki pahchan uski yogta ke sath sath
achchhe sanskaro se bhi hoti hai………..
Monday 29 February 2016
Chasma
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Bhola- Dr. sahab mai chasma lagakar padh to sakunga na.
Dr. - Ha ha bilkul
Bhola- To fir theek hai barna anpadh aadmi ki jindagi bhi koi jindagi hai.
Saturday 27 February 2016
Durghatna
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Ek bar raste me
durghatna ho gai. Wha par kafi bheedh jama ho gai. Wha se Bhola jar aha tha
usne
socha ki wo dekhe ki kiski
durghatna hue hai. Par bheedh etni jada thi ki wo dekh nahi pa raha tha.
Usne dekhne
ki bahut kosis ki par use mauka nahi mil pa raha tha.
Tabhi uske
man me ek vichar aaya usne dimag lagaya aur
wo chilla chilla kar kahne laga hat jao sab yah mera Bap hai.
Bheedh peechhe hati to dekha ki ………. Ek cutta mara padha tha...
Thursday 25 February 2016
Dubta jahaj
Ek bar samundra me ek jahaj par kuchh log yatra kar rahe
the. Tabhi achanak tufan aa gaya. Jahaj hilne dulne laga aur sabhi yatri yaha
se wha hone lage. Logo me dahsat failne lagi wo log bahut darnel age aur bahut
ghabrane lge. Us jahaj par ek aadmi
baitha tha. Tbhi usne yatriyu se kaha ki tufan tham jayga aur kisi bhi yatri ko
koi bhi nuksan nahi hoga.
Logo ne
kaha tum yah kaise kah sakte ho. Tabhi usne kaha ki mai ek jyutsi hu aur
bhavisy ko jan sakta hu. Yah sunkar logo ka bhay kuchh kam hua aur logo ne
rahat ki sans li.
Fir achanak
tufan ruk gaya aur sabhi yatri us vyakti ko pujne lage tha unhe dhanybad diya
fir log surakchhit apne apne ghar pahuchh gay.
Jab wah
vyakti apne ghar gaya to uske sath ek uska chela tha usne us aadmi se puchha ki
aap se ek bat puchhu tab usne kaha ki ha puchho tab usne puchha ki mai aap ko
pichhle 20 salo se janta hu ki aap etne yogy nahi hai ki aap bhavisy bata sake
fir aap ne yah kaise jana ki tufan ruk jayga tab us vyakti ne jabaj diya ki
maine to bas aise hi tukka laga diya tha.
Yah sunkar
us ke chele ne kaha ki agar tufan nahi rukta to kya hota log hame nahi chhodte
Us vyakti ne kaha es ke liy wha pa bachta hi kon…………..
“ Esi ko kahte hai VISWAS ”
Wednesday 24 February 2016
Bandar kon
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Ek aadmi ko ek labarish Bandar mila to wah police station
lekar gaya .
Inspecter ne kaha ese
chidiyagarh le jao. Dusre din
Wah aadmi bus staf par Bandar ke sath khada tha.
Inspecter ne use dekha
to kha tum Bandar ko lekar chidiyagarh nahi gay the.
Us aadmi ne kaha kal gaya tha khub ghume bada maja aaya Aaj kutub
minar ja rahe hai………
Manokamna
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Ek bachcha apne parents ke sath bus me baith kar safar kar raha tha. raste me ek nadi aati hai
log
paise nikal ka nadi me dalne lagte hai. Bachcha yah sab dekh raha tha. Usne
pas baithe ek aadmi se
puchha uncle log nadi me paise kyu dal rahe hai. Uncle ne
jabab diya – beta nadi me paise dalne se
hum jo mangte hai wo manokamna puri ho
jati hai. Tab bachcha apne pocket se paise nilalta hai aur
nadi me dal deta hai
fir apni ankhe band karke kuchh mangta hai. Ye sab pas baithe uncle dekh rahe
the unhone bachche se puchha- beta aapne kya manga hai tab bachcha jabab deta
hai ki maine
manga hai ki es nadi me jitne paise dale ho wo mujhe mil jay………
Monday 22 February 2016
Drastikon
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Ek Dharmatma ne jangal me ek makan banbaya. Aur bag
bagiche lagway taki yaha aane bale log yaha thahre aur visram kare. Yaha
par samay samay par log aate aur tharte the. Darwari har aane bale vyakti se
puchhta ki aap ko yaha par kaisa laga aur malik ne ese kin logo ke liy banwaya
hai. Waha par aane bala har vyakti apni apni drastikon se wha par aane ka uddesh batate gay.
Choro
ne kaha yaha par ham aaram karne, apni planning karne,mal ko bantne aur apne
hathiyaro ko chhipane aate hai.
Juwariyu
ne kaha ham log yaha juaa khelne aur
logo ki najro se bache rahne ke liy yaha aate hai.
Kalakaro ne kaha yaha par
ham log akant aur santi me kala ka
abhiyash karne aate hai.
Santo
ne kaha yaha par ham log akant aur santi me bhajan karne aur brahmleen hone ke
liy aate hai.
Wha
par kuchh vidhyarthi aay unhone kaha
yaha par santi hai jis karan se unhe vidhya ka adhyan achchhi tarah se ho jata
hai.
Wha par aane bala har vyakti apni apni kary ki drasti se jabab deta
gaya.
Tab darwar ne
yah niskarsh nikala ki jiska jaisa drastikon hota hai uska vaisa hi vyaktitv
hota hai…….
Sunday 21 February 2016
Sigret aur Bhojan
Dr. - tum din me kitni sigret pite ho.?
Marij – 20
Dr. ne marij se kaha yadi tum mujhse
elaj karwana chahte ho to tumhe sigret se parhej karna hoga
dekho tum
ek niyam bana lo tum khane ke bad hi ek sigret piyuge. Marij ne
Dr. ki bat man li. Dr. ne
marij ka elaj karna suru kiya
Kuchh din bad marij Dr. ke pas aaya uska swasth achchha tha.
Dr. ne kaha dekha mere batay gay parhej se tumhara swasth
kitna sudhar gaya.
Marij ne kaha lekin Dr. sahib din me 20 bar bhojan karna bhi
koi saral kam nahi tha......
Machchhar
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Aaj machchhar ka beta pahlibar udhan par gaya.
Jab wah subah wapis aaya to uske pita ne puchha beta kaisa
raha
to usne kha papa badhiya sabhi log taliya baja baja kar mera swagat kar rahe the......
Pet dard
Dr. - kaise aana hua.?
Marij – pet me
dard hai.
Dr. – srab
peete ho. ?
Marij - Ha,
par chhota pek hi banana……
Saturday 13 February 2016
Kon Gyani aur Kon Agyani
Ek chhote se gav me kuchh
logo ne saptahik prabachan ka aayujan rakha . aur ek din ek gyani ko bulaya gya jisse ki log dharm aur gyan ki bato ko jan
sake. Es ayujan ka prabhandh gav ke kuch logo ke dwara kiya gaya jo chahte the
ki unke gav ke logo ko gyan ki sikhchha
mil jay. Gav bale samay par prabachan
sunne ke liy pahuch gay. Gyani purush ne
gav balo se puchha ki kya aap ko malun hai ki may aap logo se kya kahne bala hu.?
Yah sunkar gav balo ne kaha - nahi to. .. gyani purush gusse me aakar bole- jab aap ko pata
hi nahi ki mai aap logo se kya kahne ja raha
hu to fir kya kahu. Wah naraj hokar wha se chale gay. Gav ke sarpanch unke pas
daudhte hua gay aur unse chhama yachna karne lage unhone gyani purush se kaha gav ke log to
agyani aur anpadh hai wo kya jane ki aap kya kahne bale hai. Aur kisi tarah se
unhone gyani purush ko aane ke liy mana liya.
Aur agle din gyani purush fir wha gay aur fir se gav balo se wahi sabal
dowara puchhne lage kya aap
ko malum hai ki mai aap logo se kya
kahne bala hu. ? es bar gav wale satark the . unhone kaha ha hame malum
hai ki aap kya kahenge . gyani purush bhadakh gay aur unhone kaha – jab aap
logo ko pata hi hai ki may kya kahunga
to eska matlab hua ki aap log mujhse jyada gyani hai. Fir meri kya
aabasyakta hai ? yah kahka wah wha se chale gay. Gav bale dubidha me padh gay
ki aakhir un sajjan se kis tahah pesh aay , kya kahe.
Unhe fi r samjha bujha kar laya gaya es bar unhone fir whi sabal kiya to
gav bale uthkar wha se jane lage. Gyani purush ne crodh me aakar kaha - are mai kuchh kahne aaya hu to tum log yaha
se ja rahe ho. Es par kuchh gav balo ne hath jodhkar kaha - dekhiy, aap param gyani hai ham log murkh
aur agyani hai hame aap ki bante samajh me nahi aati kripya aapne anmol bachan
ham par vyarth na kare. Gyani purush akele khadhe rah gay.
Unka ghamndh chur-chur
ho gaya.
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Thursday 11 February 2016
RAJA YA KANGAL
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Ek mahatma raste se kahi ja rahe the. wah fate hua maile kapdhe
pahne hua the. samne se aa rahe Raja ke sipahi bole. raste se hat jao Raja
sahab aa rahe hai. etne me raja sahab aa gay. mahatma aage badhe aur puch
baithe. Raja jise chahe use apne rajy se nikal sakta hai aisa hai kya...?
Raja bola ha. tab mahatma ne kaha tab to achchha hai mujhe rat ko
machchhar bahut paresan karte hai sanp ka dar mujhe bahut satata hai.Raja ji
hukum do ki sanp es desh se chale jay
tab raja ne
kaha ki ham enhe nahi nakal sakte yadi aap chahe to hamare mahal me rah sakte
hai. raja ke aamantaran par mahatma ek din ke lia mahil gay. Unhone dekha ki wha
par talwar lekar pahredar khade hai
unhone man hi
man socha ki yah mahil hai ya tahkhana tab raja ne mahatma ji ko dekha aur unka
swagat satkar kiya
sam ke samay raja mahatma ji ke
kamre ke pas Eswar se prathna kar raha tha ki hey bhagwan mujhe dhany do, aayu
lambi do, aur mere samrajy ko badha do.
Yah sunkar
mahatma ji ne raja se kaha hamne samjha tum raja ho to dhany to tumhare pas hoga
hi. Lekin tum to kangal nikle aise me ham tum se kya mange hame jis cheej ki
jarurat hogi use se mang lenge jin se
tum mang rahe ho.
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