Monday 28 March 2016
Wednesday 23 March 2016
Sunday 20 March 2016
Saturday 19 March 2016
Train
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Bhola train chala raha tha. raste me durghatna ho gai train ke kai dibbe palat gay.offecer ne Bhola se puchha ki durghatna kaise hue. to bhola ne bataya
Bhola - mai train chala raha tha tabhi ek aadmi samne aa gaya.
Offecer - to usko udha dete kam se kam ek vyakti ki jan jati train ke achanak brack lagane se train ke kai dibbe to nahi palat te aur kai vyaktiyu ki jan bach jati.
Bhola - maine aisa hi to kiya. jaise hi wo vyakti train ke samne aaya mai train ko uske pas le gaya par jaise hi train us vyakti ke pas pahuchi wo kheto ki taraf bhagne laga tabhi maine usko udhane ke liye train uski taraf modh li.......
Bhola train chala raha tha. raste me durghatna ho gai train ke kai dibbe palat gay.offecer ne Bhola se puchha ki durghatna kaise hue. to bhola ne bataya
Bhola - mai train chala raha tha tabhi ek aadmi samne aa gaya.
Offecer - to usko udha dete kam se kam ek vyakti ki jan jati train ke achanak brack lagane se train ke kai dibbe to nahi palat te aur kai vyaktiyu ki jan bach jati.
Bhola - maine aisa hi to kiya. jaise hi wo vyakti train ke samne aaya mai train ko uske pas le gaya par jaise hi train us vyakti ke pas pahuchi wo kheto ki taraf bhagne laga tabhi maine usko udhane ke liye train uski taraf modh li.......
Monday 14 March 2016
Saturday 12 March 2016
Karam aur Kismat
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Kya aap bata sakte hai ki karam badha hota hai ya kismat. Kuchh
logo ka manna hota hai ki karam badha hota hai aur kuchh logo ka manna hota hai
ki kismat badhi hoti hai. Kabhi- kabhi Ensan apne karmo se apni kismat badal deta
hai. Par kabhi- kabhi kismat ke age karam apne ghutne tek deta hai. Kismat me
kuchh bhi likha ho par Ensan ko karam to karna hi chahiy ho sakta hai kismat me
karam karne ke bad hi safalta likhi ho. Par kuchh log karam to karte hai par
unhe safalta nahi milti aur wo nirash ho jate hai. Ho sakta hai kismat me
safalta dobara karam ya dabal mehnat karne ke bad hi likhi ho. Dusri taraf ydi
aap ki ankho par paththi bandh di jay aur Ek matke me kuchh kali goliya aur
kuchh safed goliya rakh di jay aur aap se unhe uthane ke liy kaha jay.aap chahte
hai ki aapke hantho me safed goli aaye par aap ke hatho me kali goli aa jati
hai. Es samay aap aisa kya karam kar sakte the ki aap ke hatho me safed goli
aati sayad esko ham kismat hi kahenge kyu ki hamare hatho me aisa koi bhi karam
nahi tha jo ham safed goli ko pane ke liy kar sakte kyu ki hamare ankho par
pattiya bandhi thi.aur yadi ham apni ankho se pattiyo ko kholte to wah galat
hota. Ek student jo bahut kadhi mehnat karta hai wah din rat apne studies me
laga rahta hai. Aur jab Exam ka time aata hai to wah bimar padh jata hai ya fir
wo jab apna Exam dene jata hai to uski bus chhuth jati hai ya fi uske sath koi
durghatna ho jati hai. Ese sayad aap kismat hi kahenge. Esliy kaha gaya hai ki
aap to aapne karam kijiy baki jo aap ki kismat me hoga wo aap ko milega.
“ yu to khuaabho ke mahil sajata hai har koi
Par pata wahi hai jo
kismat me hota hai “
Sunday 6 March 2016
Saturday 5 March 2016
Nariyal
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Ek bar Bhola Doctor ko dikhane gaya.
Doctor – tum bahut kamjor ho fal khaya karo chhilke sahit.
Bhola kuchh der bad
Doctor ke pas aata hai aur Doctor se kahta hai.
Bhola – Dr. sahab mere pet me bahut dard hai.
Doctor – tumne kya khaya tha.
Bhola – maine fal khaya tha chhilke sahit.
Doctor – kon sa fal khaya tha.
Bhola – Nariyal ka……..
Wednesday 2 March 2016
Cinema
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Ek aadmi ne motar
cycle par baithkar cinema hole ke samne Bhola se ek sabal puchha .
Aadmi - bhaisahab motar cycle ka stand kaha hai. ?
Bhola – bhai sahab
pahile aap apna nam bataiye.
Aadmi - Mohan
Bhola – aap ke maata pita kya karte hai.
Aadmi - kyu. ?
bhaisahab mai late ho jaunga aur film chhut jaygi.
Bhola – to jaldi btao. ?
Aadmi – mere pitaji ek Enginear hai aur meri mata ji Doctor hai. Ab bata dijiy. ?
Bhola – aap ke nam koi jameen jaydad hai. ?
Aadmi - Ha, gav me
mere nam ek khet hai. Please bhaisahab ab bata dijiy stand kaha hai.?
Bhola – aakhri sabal tum padhe likhe ho.?
Aadmi - ji Ha, mai MBA kar raha hu. Ab bataiye jaldi se.
Bhola – bhaisahab dekho aap ek achchhi family se ho jo ki
padhi likhi hai. Aap ke maata pita achchhi post par hai aap khud bhi Educated
hai par mujhe afsos hai ki aap etni si bat nahi jante. Ki motor cycle ka stand
uske neeche hota hai. Ek bada bala aur ek side bala……….
Tuesday 1 March 2016
Sanskar
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Ek samay ki bat hai char aurte kua par pani bhar rahi thi. Pahli aurat boli
mera beta bahut surili basuri bajata hai jo bhi suntan hai wo bar bar sunna
chahta hai.
Dusri aurat boli mera
beta bahut balban hai. Uska sarir badha hatta khatta hai koi bhi usse nahi jeet pata.
Teesri aurat boli mera beta bahut budhiman hai. Wo bahut hi
gyani hai. Usko sare Eslok rate hua hai.
Chothi aurat chupchap baithi hue thi. Fir sabhi aurato ne usse
puchha tumhare bete me kya yogta hai.
Tab wo boli mera beta na to achchhi basuri bajata hai aur na
hi wo balban hai na hi wo budhiman hai.
Yah sunkar sabhi aurate jane lagi tab pahli aurat ka ladka
basuri bajata hua samne se aa raha tha aur wo basuri bajate hua apni maa ke samne se nikal gaya. Sari
aurte usko dekhti rahi.
Fir dusri aurat ka hattha khatta balban ladkasamne se aa
raha thaw o bhi apni maa ke samne se nikal gaya . sabhi aurate use bhi dekhti rahi.
Uske bad teesri aurat ka ladka Eslok padhte hua apni ma ke
samne se nikal gaya.
Bad me chauthi aurat ka ladka aaya aur usne apni maa ke hath
se pani ka bartan liya aur chala gaya.
Be teeno aurate yah sab dekh rahi thi. Unhone saram se apni najre neeche jhuka li.
Bhale hi kisi me yogta ho lekin yadi usme achchhe sanskar
nahi hai to wah sab bekar hota hai. Vyakti ki pahchan uski yogta ke sath sath
achchhe sanskaro se bhi hoti hai………..
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